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Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

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you may not be right for some.

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A man is born, he's a man of means.

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Then along come two, they got nothing
but the genes. But they got different

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strokes to take, different strokes to
take, different strokes to move the

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Everybody's got a special kind of story.

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Everybody finds a way to shine.

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It don't matter that you got not a life.

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So what? You'll have yours and I'll have
mine.

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And together we'll be fine. Different
strokes to move the world. Different

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strokes to move the world.

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planet with three heads. Two of them
can't sleep and they're keeping the

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one awake.

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I wish I had three heads.

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I'd send one to the beauty parlor and
one to the dentist and the other one

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stay home looking at pictures of John
Travolta.

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Look where you're going, Willis. You
just knocked me in my Travolta.

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Sorry. I gotta get to basketball
practice, Miss Garrett.

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But Willis, you shouldn't... That's
Captain Willis.

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They just elected me captain of the
basketball team. Oh, Captain Willis.

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right. Maybe you can get a girlfriend
now.

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Congratulations, Captain.

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How about a pit stop for your milk? It
slows me down when I got all that milk

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me. Yeah.

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Have you seen a cow shoot a basket?

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That would be an utter impossibility.

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and report card.

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That's right.

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Today's the big day.

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How did you boys do?

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How'd you do, Arnold?

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Oh, I did good. Not as good as I should,
but better than if I didn't do as good

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as I did.

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Good, Arnold.

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Well, what about you, Willis?

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I got a D.

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Oh.

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Just one.

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Just one in geography, just one in
history, just one in reading.

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Best subject? Which one is that?

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Recess.

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You got two teeth left. You want to try
for none? I pass.

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My first report card since I've been
here with Mr. Drummond. And it's worse

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the one I got in Harlem.

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Well, a new school and everything new.

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I'm sure he'll understand.

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Willie, I understand about this letter
my teacher sent him.

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I wish I knew what was in it.

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For your sake, I hope it's an early
Christmas card.

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Hi, boy.

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Hi, Mr. Drummond. Hi.

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Don't worry, Willis.

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Hey, Mr. D. I guess I should have a talk
with you.

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You know, I guess you're too busy to
forget it.

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Yeah, you're too busy and may I be the
first to wish you a Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas?

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What's going on?

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Hello, Daddy.

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Oh, hi, sweetheart.

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Hi, fellas.

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How'd you guys do on your report cards?

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Report card?

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Oh, now I get it.

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Uh, Willis.

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I'd really like to see them.

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Why don't you look at Kimberly's first
so you'd be in a good mood?

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Sure, here, Daddy.

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I did okay.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, very good work, Kimberly.

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Thank you, Daddy.

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Now let's see yours, fellas.

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Mm -hmm.

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Not bad.

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Hey, how come you got a C in phys ed?

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Because of the low hurdles.

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What about them?

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They weren't low enough.

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Instead of jumping over them, I ran
under them.

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The best way to make those hurdles is to
leave... Now, Willis.

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Yes,

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Mr. Drummond?

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Uh, report card?

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Oh, my.

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Oh, for goodness sake.

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How do you like it so far?

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Well, this is very disappointing.

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You got three Ds. At least it's
consistent.

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Well, a D ain't bad when you think
there's 22 more letters in the alphabet

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come after.

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I guess you might as well see this, too.

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Okay, let's see what we got.

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Your teacher says until your grades
improve, you're off the basketball team.

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Say what?

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Ain't that a crock? They can't do that
to me. I'm the team captain.

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But the only way you're going to get
back on the team is to get your grades

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How am I going to do that?

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Well, we'll figure out something.

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But right now, you can go upstairs and
start studying.

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Both of you.

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Both of us?

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It's Willis who's the dummy.

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Oh, sorry.

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I didn't mean that, Willis.

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it won't hurt you to go either.

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Yes, it would.

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I'm being unjustly educated.

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Come on.

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Upstairs and hit the books, both of you.

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I guess I won't be needing this anymore.

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I'll see.

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I didn't mean that about you being a
dummy, Willis. I'm sorry.

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Daddy, I don't think it's fair.

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Basketball's too important to Willis.

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Well, so is education, honey, but Willis
doesn't seem to understand that yet.

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I think I know how I can help him. How?

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I'm going to get Willis a tutor.

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I'll ask a friend of mine who's a
professor at the university.

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Hi, I'm Danny Rose.

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Oh, you're the new tutor.

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I'm Mrs. Garrett, the housekeeper. Come
on in.

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Wow!

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Man, it is amazing what you can get
today on a GI loan.

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Yeah, you could call it kind of
spacious.

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Spacious? You could fit Milwaukee in
here.

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Is that Mr. Drummond, the tycoon?

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Oh, relax.

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He's a regular person like you and me.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Yamashita, but your
company isn't worth a penny over two

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Like you said, just plain folk.

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Please forgive me. I was talking to
Tokyo.

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I'm up to my ears in a big business deal
with a firm over there. Mr. Drummond,

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this is the boy's tutor.

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You're Mr. Rose?

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Yes, sir.

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You may know my pa, Jabbo Rose. He sells
hot dogs at Yankee Stadium.

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I love your sense of humor.

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If you'll excuse me.

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Just how long have you been tutoring?

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What time is it now?

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Oh, here you are. Hi.

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Fellas?

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This is the man I was telling you about.
This is Danny Rose. He's going to be

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your tutor.

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Oh. How you doing? How you doing?

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These are my sons, Arnold and Willis.

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Hey, how about that?

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I didn't know you were black.

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We didn't either until we were born.

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Black I like.

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Just don't be funnier than a teacher.

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Come on, let's get to work.

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Where do you want to start, Mr. Rose?

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Hey, that's Danny.

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And look, nobody told me you guys were
black.

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So if I seemed a little bit of surprise
blood, that's just because I was

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surprised, right?

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Now make fun of us, man.

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Yeah, I got a short fuse.

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Hey, hold it. Come on now.

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Loosen up. I wasn't making fun. Honest.
I'm a member of the League of Nations.

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What you talking about, Danny?

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In the neighborhood where I grew up,
there was every nationality. There was

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D 'Annunzio, Italian.

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He was a little guy, about this big.

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There was Micapopolis, the Greek.

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There was Spanish, German, Polish, and
every color you could think of. There

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even one kid who was plaid.

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He spoke perfect plaid -ish.

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And you never heard so many accents.

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Like a guy would say, uh, good morning,
Giosu.

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How's Bayou?

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And that was the Chinese kid.

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So we're friends, right? Am I right?

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Yeah, right. All right, get down.

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Okay, you guys, let's get serious, okay?

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Willis, I'm going to find out what's
been keeping you off the basketball

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okay?

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Do Drew have any trouble reading?

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I read okay, Daddy.

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Oh, yeah, he reads real good, no matter
what everybody says.

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Willis, you read first, then Arnold will
read.

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Reading out loud is dumb.

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It's like talking to yourself.

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You meet the nicest people that way. Now
go ahead.

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A large theater is known as King
Arthur's Round Table.

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Most of those... I hate this stuff.

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Anyway, I got bad memory.

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No, you don't. Your head just has a slow
leak.

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Why should I worry myself about studying
in school when I know basketball's

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where the real bread is?

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Willis, there's more to life than just
athletics.

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Go tell that to Dr. J.

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He pulls down a million bucks a year,
and he don't even make house calls.

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He's also a college man.

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Okay, if basketball's your thing, let's
see how smart you are, okay?

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Who won the NBA championship game in
1973?

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The Knicks when they beat the Lakers.

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How about 74?

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The Celtics. The Celtics again in 76.

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77, the Trailblazers.

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78... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What
happened to the guy with the bad

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memory? You only missed one.

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I did? Yeah, you skipped 75.

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1975?

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Who won in 1975?

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Come on, Willis, you can remember.

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In 75, Cincinnati won the World Series.

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The Steelers won the Super Bowl. Who won
the NBA?

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I don't know.

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Come on, think. You can remember. I can,
dog. Stop pushing me.

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I'm not pushing, but I think you can
remember.

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I can't. You know, I just can't
remember.

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What's going on?

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poison the tutor, Mr. Bonham? Well,
Willis just threw a book at him.

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Oh, my.

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In my day, we used to bring our teachers
apples.

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I'm afraid Mr. Rose isn't the right
tutor.

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I've never seen Willis so upset.

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It looks like a bad situation.

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Oh, hello, Mr. Rose.

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Oh, hello.

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Oh, Danny.

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Look, about Willis.

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Wasn't that interesting?

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What was?

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The way he threw that book.

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He's opening up.

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Oh, I see.

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And when he breaks a couple windows and
smashes some furniture, it'll even be

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better, huh?

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Relax, Mr. Drummond.

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There's something holding him back.

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And I'm gonna find out what it is. I
just laid some heavy psychology on him.

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-hmm. What was that?

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Well, I told him if he didn't study, we
were gonna send him to Appalachia to

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live with the Waltons.

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Uh, it's Mr. Yamashita calling again
from Tokyo.

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Excuse me, I have to take this call.
It's very important.

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Sayonara!

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Mr. Yamashita.

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Yeah, I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

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Look, I talked the whole thing over with
my lawyer, and we still feel the same

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way.

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Well, I guess at that price, I just
don't have a yen for your company.

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What?

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Oh, it's just a little joke.

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Well, as you know, in America, yen also
means... Well, forget it.

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Have a nice day.

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Oh, it did?

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Well, you never can tell about
volcanoes, can you?

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Goodbye, Mr. Yamashita.

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I just don't understand him.

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Why? Did he talk in Japanese?

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No, I mean Danny.

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He came very highly recommended, but he
certainly isn't my idea of what a tutor

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ought to be.

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He doesn't even seem to take his job
seriously.

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Teachers have to have a sense of humor
nowadays.

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They don't make as much as garbage
collectors.

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Man, I'm good at everything, but I still
don't understand arithmetic.

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Like, two and two is four, and three and
one is four, and four and nothing is

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four. Why don't they make...

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minds. How's it going with you, Willis?

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Sorry I asked.

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I just ain't into this.

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Well, look, Captain, how you gonna get
back on the team if you don't study?

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Well, you see, Danny bugs me.

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He's always pushing me about 1975,
pushing me to read.

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Why is he always pushing me?

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Maybe he's some new kind of pusher.

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in your book?

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I don't understand how I got all those
D's.

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You think I'm dumb?

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No, I think you're smart. Thanks.

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Sometimes you even look smart.

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Come on, write your book.

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No, and stop pushing me.

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God, you're worse than Danny.

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Well, at least one of the Jacksons will
be on the basketball team.

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Yeah, come in.

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Good morning, you guys.

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Danny couldn't be here because he's in
the machine shop, so he sent me over to

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teach you guys, okay?

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Okay, men.

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Let's review some of that new stuff I
gave you this past week.

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Arnold, what was the original name of
New York before it was called New York?

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The Big Apple?

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No. Fancy?

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I'll give you a clue.

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Part of the name sounds like a small
animal that runs inside of a wheel.

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five, Ronald. Five for you, too,
brother. Take a rent. Okay.

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Okay, Willard.

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What are the first ten amendments to the
Constitution called? That's easy. The

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Bill of Rights. All right!

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Now, there was a political scandal
involving a president and his gang of

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buddies. What year was that?

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1923 Teabag Dome scandal.

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Hey, that's terrific.

300
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,240
I wasn't even thinking of that one.

301
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:15,300
There was another scandal, though,
involving a president.

302
00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:18,480
And some of his buddies went to jail in
1975.

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What was that called?

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00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:22,940
1975?

305
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,819
Let's see.

306
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,160
I don't know. I can't remember.

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00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:29,160
The Watergate scandal.

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00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,700
Oh, yeah.

309
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:35,260
Willis, I don't understand. You seem to
draw a blank on anything that happened

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in 1975.

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00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,760
Would you just get off my case, Danny?

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Daddy, you better get off this case
before the books start flying south for

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winter.

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I dig.

315
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,250
Okay, let's put the books away for the
day.

316
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:55,450
Hey, Danny, if you don't teach me, how
am I going to get back on the basketball

317
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:58,690
team? Hey, I didn't say we were through
learning for the day.

318
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,370
There are other ways to open up a guy's
head, Willis.

319
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:03,510
Yeah, you can hit him with a rock.

320
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,770
I'm going to take you two on a field
trip.

321
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,310
Oh, man!

322
00:17:09,349 --> 00:17:12,150
We are going to see a little history
today. What are we going to see?

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I'm going to take you two to see the
island of Manhattan.

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Everybody,

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Manhattan is an island.

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It is an island.

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00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:28,069
Then what am I laughing at?

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00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:32,270
Fellas, picture this.

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The Indians standing on the shore,
waiting to greet the settlers as they

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their boats into Manhattan Island.

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And the Indians' first words to the
settlers were, Hey, you can't park

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Okay, Braves, let's split from the
teepee.

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00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:54,870
Hey,

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00:17:56,450 --> 00:18:05,870
look

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00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:08,650
at little Squaw.

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00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,460
With plastic heads.

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00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:18,460
You Indians come near Big Squaw and I
suck you up in my vacuum and howl.

338
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,660
Uh, did Mr. Yamashita call back?

339
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:28,880
No, sir.

340
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,320
Well, I guess he is playing inscrutable.

341
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,820
Oh, are the boys upstairs in their room
studying?

342
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:38,500
No. They went out with Danny right after
he got here.

343
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:42,120
That was about, um, a couple hours ago.

344
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:43,980
What about their schoolwork?

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00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,720
Where did they go?

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00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:50,320
All I know is the three of them came out
of their room whooping and dancing.

347
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,060
Whooping and dancing? Like Indians.

348
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,840
He's even gotten to you.

349
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,280
Give him a chance, Mr. Drummond.

350
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:12,720
He may kid around, but deep down inside,
he's a very serious young man.

351
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:13,879
Shut up!

352
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:18,740
What has gotten into you two?

353
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,640
Danny took us on a field trip around
Manhattan. They showed us the first

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temple. Did you know there are black
people who are Jewish people?

355
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,880
Some of our brothers are kosher.

356
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,620
The rabbi gave us these.

357
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:35,600
They're called yamokas.

358
00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:40,050
No, no, that's pronounced yummica.

359
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,570
Yeah.

360
00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:43,910
Even the Pope wears a little red one.

361
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:49,970
Well, I'm glad you learned something of
cultural value today.

362
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:53,890
But I think you should be hitting the
books a little harder. In fact, a lot

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00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:57,830
harder. I think Danny should be teaching
you here, not taking you on a tour of

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Manhattan. Did you know Manhattan is an
island?

365
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:03,150
That's right. When the settlers first
came here.

366
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:07,450
The Indians were on the shores to greet
them. And the Indians' first words to

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the settlers were, Hey!

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00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:10,430
You can't park there!

369
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:16,310
Then he thought of that.

370
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:17,610
Oh, I'm not surprised.

371
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,970
First of all, he comes in here cracking
jokes.

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00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:22,750
Then he thinks it's terrific that you
throw books.

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00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,410
Now he takes you on a sightseeing trip
all day.

374
00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:28,990
You left out he took us to see Attack of
the Killer Tomatoes.

375
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:31,350
Oh, I didn't know that.

376
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,120
Then forget I said it.

377
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400
I'm not forgetting anything.

378
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:37,819
I've had it.

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00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,140
When he shows up here tomorrow
afternoon, I got a lesson for him.

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00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,060
Come on.

381
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:02,300
Hi, Mr. Drummond. How's my favorite rich
person today?

382
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,420
You're not going to like him.

383
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:06,020
You're fired.

384
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,700
But why?

385
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,640
Because I want a teacher, not a social
director.

386
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,060
Oh, that.

387
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,680
But you don't understand.

388
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,220
That's all part of learning.

389
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,080
Those kids spent their lives growing up
in Harlem.

390
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,580
They don't even know their own city.

391
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:25,820
New York has the richest ethnic
traditions of any city in the world.

392
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:28,260
Besides, there's still Willis' problem.

393
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,040
Why does he have this block?

394
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,080
Look, it boils down to this, Danny.

395
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,260
You're just not my idea of a tutor.

396
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,120
Now, understand.

397
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,760
Their mother died a few months ago.

398
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,700
Their father died a few years ago.

399
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:44,280
And now it's my responsibility to
educate them as I see best.

400
00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:46,340
So I'm going to write you a check.

401
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,720
What did you just say?

402
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,880
I said I will write you a check. No, no,
no.

403
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,780
About their father. That he died a few
years ago.

404
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:55,040
Could it have been in 1975?

405
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,800
Yes. What about it?

406
00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:02,940
Well, every time I ask Willis a question
about 1975, he draws a blank.

407
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,620
I'm sure that what he has is what's
called a break in learning.

408
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:12,400
A traumatic experience causes a block in
a kid, and he doesn't even know it.

409
00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:14,620
Well, they would have picked that up in
public school.

410
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:16,580
How can they?

411
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:21,980
The classrooms are overcrowded. The
teachers are too busy collecting the

412
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,400
the guns, the grass.

413
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,430
Hey, Mr. Drummond. Hi, guys.

414
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,030
Read this letter for my teacher.

415
00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:32,510
Letter for your teacher?

416
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:34,630
Okay.

417
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:43,830
Hey, Willis, this is marvelous.

418
00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:48,130
Your teacher says you made marked
improvement, and if this continues, you

419
00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:49,950
soon be back on the basketball team.

420
00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:51,330
Here, read it for yourself.

421
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:54,110
We don't have to. We already steamed it
open.

422
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,920
It's what you call a sneak preview.

423
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,220
We knew you'd tell us anyway.

424
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,220
I'm really proud of you, Willis.

425
00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:07,039
Me too.

426
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,860
When you get to be on the Knicks, I
expect free tickets.

427
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:11,380
You got him, bud.

428
00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:12,660
You know,

429
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,340
I'm kind of proud of myself.

430
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,200
School ain't as bad as I thought.

431
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:18,420
Thanks a lot, Danny.

432
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,720
Don't mention it, man.

433
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,700
Well, I guess I'll take that check now,
Mr. Drummond. All right.

434
00:23:25,419 --> 00:23:29,180
No wonder you're so rich. You write the
checks, but you never spend them.

435
00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:36,440
Not only was I wrong about you, Danny,
but I'm very grateful for the discovery

436
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,159
you made.

437
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,180
It's going to help us all.

438
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,700
I hope you want to stay and help Willis
and Arnold. I thought you'd never ask.

439
00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:47,000
Ah, great. I'm glad you stayed.

440
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:52,300
Willis, I know that I can never replace
your real father.

441
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:57,980
But I'm going to do my best to be the
next best possible dad you could have.

442
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,200
Thanks.

443
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,180
Oh, excuse me.

444
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,880
Hello?

445
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,260
Oh, yeah, Mr. Yamashita.

446
00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:06,380
Nope.

447
00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:07,660
No.

448
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:11,680
Look, I'm tired of going over this over
and over again. That is my final offer.

449
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,960
Take it or leave it.

450
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,440
would say you can't win them all

451
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:34,400
now

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00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:41,160
the world don't move

453
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:46,700
to the beat of just one drum what might
be right for you may not be right

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00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:59,280
nothing but the chief and they got
different strokes different strokes